Cheeky/funny Quotes

Wednesday, 14 November 2012

Mind Teasers

Here are some mind teasers to ask your friends.
1. What do you do if an endangered animal eats endangered plants?
2. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
3. Why do people ask, "were you sleeping?" on waking you up from sleep?
4. How would you know if the dictionary had a wrongly spelled word?
5. What's the point in asking a waiter, "is that dish good?" Which waiter would say it isn't!
6. They accidentally step on your foot, then ask, "did that hurt?" Why?
7. Would you believe in a liar who admits he is one?
8. If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', is 'progress' the opposite of 'congress'?
9. How can you 'lend' someone a helping hand when you can't take it off?
10. What treatment would you seek if you were addicted to therapy?
11. Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves
12. Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
13. How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
14. If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
15. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
16. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
17. When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
18. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from
19. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
20.Why do people ask, "going up?" even when they see you are standing at level 0 waiting for the elevator.

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