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Interesting animal facts

1. Sharks are the only known species to never suffer from cancer.
2. This is really interesting! You will not believe this one! A mosquito has 47 teeth.
3. Brainpower! A garden caterpillar has 248 muscles in its head.
4. The largest ever lobster to be found weighed 19 kg. It was found in 1934.
5. Can you walk underwater? Well, here is one animal that can – the Armadillos.
6. Its been 4,000 years and no new animal-species has been domesticated.
7. Its easier to make camels milk into ice-cream than cows milk
8. Compass termites of Northern Australia build tall nests that are wedge-shaped. They measure up to 3.5 m in length.
9. The world has approximately one billion cattle, of which about 200 million belong to India.
10. The most yolks ever found in one chicken egg was nine.
11. Shark corneas are used in eye transplants and shark bone marrow can be used to graft human bones.
12. 99% of all animal species that ever lived on Earth are now extinct..
13. Most tropical marine fish can survive in a tank filled with human blood

Canberra freezing.

+25°C: Queenslanders turn on the heat. Melbournians sunbathe.
+10°C: Melbournians turn on the heat. People in Tasmania plant gardens.
+5°C: Sydney residents shiver uncontrollably. People in Canberra go swimming.
+2°C: Italian cars won't start. People in Canberra drive with the windows open.
0°C: Distilled water freezes. Canberra water gets thicker.
-7°C: Sydney people wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Canberra throw on a T-shirt.
-9°C: Queenslanders begin to evacuate the state. People in Canberra go camping.
-18°C: Melbourne landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Canberra have a last BBQ before it gets cold.
-23°C: People in Perth cease to exist. People in Canberra lick flagpoles.
-29°C: Sydney people fly away to South Pacific islands. People in Canberra throw on a light jacket.
-40°C: Darwin disintegrates. People in Canberra rent videos.
-51°C: Mt. Hotham freezes. Canberra Girl Guides begin selling Guide biscuits door to door.
-62°C: Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Penguins leave Antarctica. Canberra Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
-73°C: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Canberra put on a coat.
-114°C: Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Canberra get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.
-183°C: Microbial life start to disappear. Canberra cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-273°C: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Canberra start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
-296°C: Hell freezes over. Canberra wins the soccer.

Funny Pictures

Junky junk

1. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
2. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
3. There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
4. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
5. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
6. An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
7. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Funny bumper stickers

1. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
2. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
5. Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
6. Allow me to introduce my selves
7. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert....
8. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
9.Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mum?
10.You! Off my planet!
11. Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
12. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
13. Anarchy is better than no government at all.
14. Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

All these wonderful bumper sticker jokes are found at http://www.ahajokes.com/

Things that I didn't know.

1. Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.
2. Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning.
3. Recycling one glass jar saves enough energy to watch TV for 3 hours.
4. It's against the law to slam your car door in Switzerland.
5. Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.
6. A snail can have about 25,000 teeth.
7. The Eiffel Tower shrinks 6 inches in winter.