Shining Knight

Shining Knight

When the sun sinks low,

When the moon rises high,

Where shadow whispers,

And children cry,

Rides a Knight in shining armour,

On a gallant beast,

He’s as strong as a mountain,

He’s as quick as a cheetah,

But he’s as arrogant as a pig,

And his pride has no end,

He defeated many foes,

But gained no friends.

Tricky Riddles

For some I go fast
for others I'm slow.
To most people, I'm an obsession
relying on me is a well practiced lesson.

ANSWER: Time

I only have one eye and a long tail that I let fly. Every time I go through a gap, I leave a bit of my tail in the trap. What am I?

Answer: A needle and thread

 

Where does Friday come before Thursday?

Answer: In the Dictionary.

In order to go on you need it. In order to leave you must lose it. In order to survive you must protect it. It is doomed by death, cursed from below, yet everything has it. What is it?

Answer: Life

What material makes you smart but can kill you?

Answer: A tie because you can strangle yourself with one.

There are four houses,a red house, a green house, a blue house, and a white house. The red man lives in the red house, the green man lives in the green house, the blue man lives in the blue house, who lives in the White House?

Answer: The President

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

Answer: An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!

Cute and Funny Cats

Funny Homeschooling Pictures

 

Interesting animal facts

1. Sharks are the only known species to never suffer from cancer.
2. This is really interesting! You will not believe this one! A mosquito has 47 teeth.
3. Brainpower! A garden caterpillar has 248 muscles in its head.
4. The largest ever lobster to be found weighed 19 kg. It was found in 1934.
5. Can you walk underwater? Well, here is one animal that can – the Armadillos.
6. Its been 4,000 years and no new animal-species has been domesticated.
7. Its easier to make camels milk into ice-cream than cows milk
8. Compass termites of Northern Australia build tall nests that are wedge-shaped. They measure up to 3.5 m in length.
9. The world has approximately one billion cattle, of which about 200 million belong to India.
10. The most yolks ever found in one chicken egg was nine.
11. Shark corneas are used in eye transplants and shark bone marrow can be used to graft human bones.
12. 99% of all animal species that ever lived on Earth are now extinct..
13. Most tropical marine fish can survive in a tank filled with human blood

Canberra freezing.

+25°C: Queenslanders turn on the heat. Melbournians sunbathe.
+10°C: Melbournians turn on the heat. People in Tasmania plant gardens.
+5°C: Sydney residents shiver uncontrollably. People in Canberra go swimming.
+2°C: Italian cars won't start. People in Canberra drive with the windows open.
0°C: Distilled water freezes. Canberra water gets thicker.
-7°C: Sydney people wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Canberra throw on a T-shirt.
-9°C: Queenslanders begin to evacuate the state. People in Canberra go camping.
-18°C: Melbourne landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Canberra have a last BBQ before it gets cold.
-23°C: People in Perth cease to exist. People in Canberra lick flagpoles.
-29°C: Sydney people fly away to South Pacific islands. People in Canberra throw on a light jacket.
-40°C: Darwin disintegrates. People in Canberra rent videos.
-51°C: Mt. Hotham freezes. Canberra Girl Guides begin selling Guide biscuits door to door.
-62°C: Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Penguins leave Antarctica. Canberra Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
-73°C: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Canberra put on a coat.
-114°C: Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Canberra get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.
-183°C: Microbial life start to disappear. Canberra cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-273°C: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Canberra start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
-296°C: Hell freezes over. Canberra wins the soccer.

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