Nothing of Nothingness
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Thursday 14 March 2013
Wednesday 14 November 2012
Mind Teasers
Here are some mind teasers to ask your friends.
1. What do you do if an endangered animal eats endangered plants?
2. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
3. Why do people ask, "were you sleeping?" on waking you up from sleep?
4. How would you know if the dictionary had a wrongly spelled word?
5. What's the point in asking a waiter, "is that dish good?" Which waiter would say it isn't!
6. They accidentally step on your foot, then ask, "did that hurt?" Why?
7. Would you believe in a liar who admits he is one?
8. If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', is 'progress' the opposite of 'congress'?
9. How can you 'lend' someone a helping hand when you can't take it off?
10. What treatment would you seek if you were addicted to therapy?
11. Do dentists go to other
dentists or do they just do it themselves
12. Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the
direction of a bowling ball?
13. How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving
on?
14. If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
15. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
16. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
15. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
16. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
17. When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
18. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from
19. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
20.Why do people ask, "going up?" even when they see you are standing at level 0 waiting for the elevator.
Tuesday 18 September 2012
A Rich Man's Wealth
A Rich Man’s Wealth
There once
was a greedy man,
Who shared
nothing of his,
He took
from the poor,
And gave
the spoils to the rich,
He was
truly hated,
And he had
no friends,
One day he
woke up,
It was a
shining day,
He got up
out of bed,
But tripped
up and landed on his head,
His room
was a clutter,
Of things
he had taken,
He had no
space for them you see,
So they laid
on the floor,
Hung off
the doors,
And spread
to his tables,
As he got
up,
He stopped
and he looked,
“I don’t
need all this stuff” said he,
So he
packed it in bags,
And rode to
his village,
And gave
his stuff away,
The keys to
his castle,
His eight
noble horses,
Silver
forks and golden spoons,
And his pet
monkey too,
Until he
had nothing left,
Except for
the clothes on his back,
And the
food in his belly,
But the
smiles of the villages,
Made his
heart race,
And made
him as happy as can be,
He had
nothing left but the smile on his face,
As he
walked down the road,
To a cave
nearby,
There he as
a hermit,
Giving what
he made away,
He made
many friends,
Which he
met often,
To tell
them stories of joy,
He died of
old age,
With a
smile on his face,
“I’m glad I
gave away all that stuff” he said,
Just before
his last breath was taken.
Nabilah Stephens
Nabilah Stephens
Short Poems
Short Poems
Bye Bye Blue
Jay
Bye bye blue jay,
Where are you going?
I’m going up to heaven,
To watch the water flowing.
Build here,
Build there
Build a road here,
Build a house there,
Throw a giant party,
Then fall down the stairs
Living Life
For those who die,
For those who live,
For those who lie,
And for those who forgive.
Shining
Bright
During the day,
During the night,
When the sun shines,
And when the moon is bright.
Shining Knight
Shining Knight
When the
sun sinks low,
When the
moon rises high,
Where
shadow whispers,
And
children cry,
Rides a
Knight in shining armour,
On a
gallant beast,
He’s as
strong as a mountain,
He’s as
quick as a cheetah,
But he’s as
arrogant as a pig,
And his
pride has no end,
He defeated
many foes,
But gained
no friends.
Thursday 6 September 2012
Tricky Riddles
For some I go fast
for others I'm slow.
To most people, I'm an obsession
relying on me is a well practiced lesson.
ANSWER: Time
I only have one eye and a long tail that I let fly. Every time I go through a gap, I leave a bit of my tail in the trap. What am I?
Answer: A needle and thread
Answer: In the Dictionary.
In order to go on you need it. In order to leave you must lose it. In order to survive you must protect it. It is doomed by death, cursed from below, yet everything has it. What is it?
Answer: Life
What material makes you smart but can kill you?
Answer: A tie because you can strangle yourself with one.
There are four houses,a red house, a green house, a blue house, and a white house. The red man lives in the red house, the green man lives in the green house, the blue man lives in the blue house, who lives in the White House?
Answer: The President
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
Answer: An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!
Tuesday 28 August 2012
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